Friday, June 14, 2013

Remakes

Hola, welcome to gusta. Let's go ahead and dive right in.

Remakes... sometimes remakes are awesome and needed and it's like, oh yeah, I forgot about this movie because the technology was terrible, but the idea was there. Then there's other remakes that are just like what the crap bro, it sucked the first time and changing some actors isn't gonna change anything. Then there's other ones that are just there even though they kinda were ok in the first place... News flash everybody.... THEY STILL SUCK! (voice crack)

I mean come on, "Man Of Steel"? Sure the name is crazy sweet, but I'm sure it's just the same old, oooooo cllarrrrkkkkk, you want to fit in but you can lift a bus and you just wanna be normal but with great power comes great responsibility and such. CLARK! YOU CAN LIFT A FLIPPING BUS! If anything, go start a business called "One Superman and a Cape" and drive "Two Men and a Truck" out of business... You would seriously make a killing, dawg.






What are they gonna remake next? "Ironman"? I mean it's about time right? They haven't came out with a movie for like a whole month and everybody knows that cash cow is far from dry. Or how bout a new "The Avengers"? And call it... "The People that Avenge" or... "A group striving for Avenge...ment"

People need to leave some stuff as is and just be content. Remaking movies will not satisfy! SLUSHIES WILL! And Jesus... but as far as earthly satisfaction... slushies... De de defintiely slushies. Will I go see "Man of Steel"? Idk, maybe I should just wait on "Kryponite: Alergies of a Super Human"

Anyway, that's all I got for now. Stay sweet bleeps. (blog peeps)

Sincerely,
Gust

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