When Christopher Columbus first rode over on the Mayflower to America do you know why he stayed? Speedway slushies! Now, this is a myth, people are debating this on the underground debate circuit in Chinatown but everybody knows it's true. If you have never had a speedway slushie go jump off a cliff. If you are under the age of 15 then you don't have to jump but, if you are over 15 definitely jump because if you have wasted that much time not drinking speedway slushies, what have you lived for? (this is from a worldly stand point, live for God, not slushies...........or both?)
(searched on google "cliff" the guy jumping off was just icing on the cake)
Speedway slushies are the best refreshment after.....well, anything. Long day at work, lawn work, playing sports, just got out of a messy divorce...drink a speedway slushie! The original flavors are Mountain Dew, Coke-A-Cola, and Fanta cherry. Now, there is always 4 flavors you can choose from, but the 4th flavor is always changing. We first started drinking these cups full of pure Me Gustfulness the 4th was Fanta Blue and it was awesome. About a year and a half ago they took out blue and out in orange cream :\. It was fine but for sure not as good as Fanta Blue. Not too long after they changed orange cream with Fanta Grape, better than Orange but still not as good as Fanta Blue.
As many of you know I'm on a sabbatical in Arizona right now, I get a call from my brah-in-law telling me it happened.....THEY CHANGED BACK TO BLUE! I was like, ok speedway, ok.....So, this is all to say, speedway finally did something right with the 4th. What is gonna be the first thing I do when I get back to Ohio? Go right past my family trying to hug me, get the keys, get my speedy card, and go to speedway. Sorry family. My top 3 right now is God, breathing, Slushies. In conclusion, live for God, drink slushies on the way. Go get a slushie now for your Gustfulness now. Stay sweet everybody.
Songs Listened To:
If My Heart Was A House-Owl City
O Priase Him-David Crowder
How He Loves-David Crowder
Sunny Days-Grits
Kiss Kiss-Chris Brown
Blame It On The Pop-DJ Earworm
Say (all I need)-OneRepublic
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson
Sincerely,
Your Gust
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