Coffee or Liquid Dirt?

Hi ya'll, I'm Drew. Let's get to work

It's been a while since I've been on here. The comical juices just don't flow as well as they used to in my teens apparently, but possibly a little more refined? 

*Sidenote*
Does the word refined look like refried? Like, refried beans? Or at Chipotle, when they ask you what kind of beans would you like, I'm always like "Refined beans? Like, are they wearing bow-ties? Do they not put their elbows up on the table when they eat? Ha, who am I kidding, beans don't have elbows! They can eat and not have the burden of thinking about that! #jelly" 

*Side-sidenote*
Hashtags weren't as big last time I posted, which was almost a year to the date. At least I'm consistent  in that aspect

Alright, I thought I would pick a topic (off the top of the dome) and just go on a meaningless rant which, in the end, will waste both your time and mine. I guess you can call that a disclaimer, but if you're bored and like random bleep, this post is for you. 

I think we can talk about coffee.

Coffee man, what's up with that stuff?! I just don't understand. I mean, I drink coffee on occasion, but I feel like some people would roll around an IV just constantly being fed some french roast directly into their veins. Is it an addiction? No, but is it an addiction? Yeeeeesh, but is it a drug? Doubt it, but is it a drug? Most definitely. I was talking to this woman the other and she be like "Man, I just need a fix!" and I be like "Girrrrl, you already had 12 cups today!" and this is what be spittin' at me "Seriously, my cable is out and I need somebody to fix it." Didn't see that coming, did ja?

When I drink coffee, I always get the "Oh, want some coffee with that creamer?!" and then I go into a slight depression, drink the creamer, and have a crazy sugar buzz. That's how I like my coffee, k? Not everybody can have terrible taste-buds like the people who drink black coffee. Too far? Well, maybe if you didn't like to drink liquified dirt, I wouldn't have to pick on you. I like my dirt french vanilla flavored.

*Sidenote*
What the crap is the difference between french vanilla and regular vanilla? I mean, I get if you can't differentiate between two vanillas, but I've never gone to a coffee shop and had the option to choose between french vanilla and regular vanilla.

Yeah, idk man, coffee is taking over the world. I'm pretty sure Instagram wouldn't even be around if people didn't post pics of their coffee with meaningless lyrics/quotes/something that has nothing to do with the pic itself. Why do people have this inherent need to post pictures of their coffee? I get you like coffee, but you really think it's worth an Insta like? You think I just pass out "likes" like Russel Wilson throws interceptions in Super Bowl-winning drives? Ohhhhhhhhh (too soon?)

All in all, I'm really just jelly of the people who can drink coffee without a crap load of creamer and sugar. You da real MVP's. 

But seriously, liquid dirt. 

I think I can end it like that.

Stay sweet, fam.

-Gust

Candy Crushed

Hi. I'm Drew. Let's get to work.

Many apps have circulated the app store, from arcade games, to turning on lights, the app store is vast and endless. If you need directions, there's an app for that, if you don't know where to eat, there's an app for that, heck, I'm sure there's even an app for finding apps.

One of the the most prevalent apps out there is Candy Crush. The basic idea is to crush candy, beat levels, and waste your life, all at the same time!

First of all, what kind of monster wants to crush candy. Candy is incredible. WHAT DID CANDY EVER DO TO YOU?!?! Furthermore, if you crush all the candy, how do you expect to bribe little children to do your bidding? What's with all this "I need lives" crap that all crushers of happiness are always saying? It's like, yes, I get it, YOU NEED A LIFE, so stop crushing candy! What? You want to run dentists out of their practices? Shame on you. I've been around dentists and candy all my life and honestly they live in perfect harmony… Like Settlers and Slushies, it's a match made in heaven.

How many marriages have you ruined because someone's spouse is to busy crushing love to pay attention? Or how many kids have been neglected by their parents when all they needed was help with their homework? I personally find the whole game offensive. How could you be so insensitive about crushing candy? Candy has feelings too. I think the game should AT LEAST be rated M for mature audiences who don't have hearts and hate children because they want to crush all of the candy in the world.

On that note, I move that Candy Crap be boycotted. Instead download Flappy Bird! Same amount of addiction and it still makes you want to throw your device after you lose! So great. I mean, all you're doing is trying to keep the bird in the air without hitting green pipes. No levels, no gimmicks, no murdering of candy!


All in all, I'm not trying to judge the people who play Candy Suck but I do pray for your soul every night, before I drink my warm glass of (chocolate) milk, your life might be spared and I think you should repent of your destroying of candy… Also, you're a terrible human being and I hope your thumbs fall off and your phone breaks… And yes, you DO need a life... And next time you go to the dentist all your teeth have cavities and you need braces.

To my people who fight the good fight and have resisted to crush candy, stay strong, you're not alone! I'll leave you with this quote from one of the first Candy Savers.

"If you are a candy crusher, I will attack you with the north."

-Abraham Lincoln

Stay sweet everybody.

-Gust

Remakes

Hola, welcome to gusta. Let's go ahead and dive right in.

Remakes... sometimes remakes are awesome and needed and it's like, oh yeah, I forgot about this movie because the technology was terrible, but the idea was there. Then there's other remakes that are just like what the crap bro, it sucked the first time and changing some actors isn't gonna change anything. Then there's other ones that are just there even though they kinda were ok in the first place... News flash everybody.... THEY STILL SUCK! (voice crack)

I mean come on, "Man Of Steel"? Sure the name is crazy sweet, but I'm sure it's just the same old, oooooo cllarrrrkkkkk, you want to fit in but you can lift a bus and you just wanna be normal but with great power comes great responsibility and such. CLARK! YOU CAN LIFT A FLIPPING BUS! If anything, go start a business called "One Superman and a Cape" and drive "Two Men and a Truck" out of business... You would seriously make a killing, dawg.

What are they gonna remake next? "Ironman"? I mean it's about time right? They haven't came out with a movie for like a whole month and everybody knows that cash cow is far from dry. Or how bout a new "The Avengers"? And call it... "The People that Avenge" or... "A group striving for Avenge...ment"

People need to leave some stuff as is and just be content. Remaking movies will not satisfy! SLUSHIES WILL! And Jesus... but as far as earthly satisfaction... slushies... De de defintiely slushies. Will I go see "Man of Steel"? Idk, maybe I should just wait on "Kryponite: Alergies of a Super Human"

Anyway, that's all I got for now. Stay sweet bleeps. (blog peeps)

Sincerely,
Gust

Weather=Stupid

Hey peeps, welcome to the gust of me just gustin some me gustfully gust thoughts. Let's get to it.


I just wanted to say I have 1347 page views on 16 posts... That has to be some kind of record. That's 84.1875 views per post (yes, I know how to use a calculator) so, thanks of being a faithful bunch!


Weather... What the crap?! Is there a medicine for being bipolar? If so, I would go spend 8 years in med school just so I could prescribe it to weather. Don't get me wrong, I mean, I've been gustin on this warm weather... Who doesn't like 70 degree weather in March? People who don't have it all together up top if you're picking up what I'm putting down. Seriously, it's been like an 8 month pregnant woman with some serious mood swing issues.

 

When I wake up in the morning and I think "Man, I really want it to be sunny today..." 5 seconds later I look out the window and BAM... Cloudy and rainy and depressing. The next day when I don't even care, it's perfect! But that's just when you gotta say whatevs... Totes whatevs...



So, weather, get your act together or I'll do it for you. I'm pretty close with the big man upstairs and I probably could get him to pull some strings and get your name changed or just eliminate you permanently.


Just keep it gust weather, aight? No more funny business.


Stay sweet everybody


Sincerely,
Gust

Wheelin' and Gustin'

Sup, my me gustites. Thanks for checking out my blog today. Let's get to work.


I am one week off of my 2nd surgery and still very sore. I'm not writing this post to get you to feel bad for me (but if you want to feel free).  I'm writing this to say… MESS WITH WHEELCHAIRS!!!!  I'm currently in a wheel chair because they had to go back into my right foot when they were doing my left foot. I'll tell you something… it sucks! 


Right now, I am soooooo glad that whenever I got a chance to mess around in a wheelchair I took it.  Now to all you kids out there who get yelled out when you do this by your parents… don't listen to em' kids! Someday, you might need a surgery on both of your feet at the same time and your gonna be like "How in the HECK am I supposed to wheel around in this????" Fear not little lads, for I bring you gust tidings of great wisdom.

Don't bother with all that pop a wheelie stuff, for you will not be able to do that kind of  crap when both of your feet are crippled. 


Now, I totally agree with the Ten Commandment "Honor thy Father and Mother."  But in this instance, they don't know what they are talking about. LISTEN to your gust, obey your gust, and me gust your gust and you shall not falter.


I'll be wheelin' around for at least the next week so, if you ever need wheel chair advice… gust me. Stay sweet everybody.


Sincerely,
Gust


Songs Listened To:
Coldplay Album

Crutches and Things Like Flat Feet

Hola Muchachos. I maj preesh you for entering today. Let's get to work.

All yards in my neighborhood are the same length... that is awesome.

Summer was awesome.

Transferred my Rumor phone to a Seek.

Went to my first Buckeye game.

Beat uncle Bill, uncle Steve, and KG in ping pong.

Lance overdosed on Mountain Dew and 4oz of Coke-a-cola.

Oh yeah and Micheal Jackson? Yeah, he's dead. (maj respect)

Buckeyes beat Wisconsin.

Started senior year.

Orv is going crazy and is hilarious so nothing's changed there.

Lance bass? Yeah, he's gay.

I'm niche at Tetris on facebook.

Facebook changed their layouts twice and they both sucked worse than the ones before.

Layna got her permit.

Karson moved in.

My iPod touch is stupid.

Move to iPod shuffle, washed it, didn't have any rice so put it in a bag of noodles and still doesn't work

Moved to grandpa Dave's nano.

Bieberish hair.

Wore my first v-neck.

Going to Passion 2012.

Thanksgiving is coming up.

Halloween sucked again, but 2 dollar Chipotle helped with that.

Sullinger is back and dropped weight.

Playing well to quite well in Fantasy Football.

Summer baseball lost in the Championship

Fall baseball went 11-1 and won the league.

I work in the kitchen at Raising Cane's

And the main topic is obvi........ feet. 2 weeks ago I had surgery on my right foot because is was as flat as a pancake... not even a good pancake either. I'm now in a Biomet Boot and on crutches. My right calf is like jello with no muscle which is awkward. In 2 weeks I'm gettings urgery on my left foot and I get to go through all this crap again! WOOT WOOT!...... Thanksgiving week...... no me gusta..... hopefully be 100% by Passion.

Just a little update.

Gust it.

Sincerely,

Gust

Osama Bin Deaden

Hola chicos and chicas, welcome to gusta. Let's get down to it... I don't really get that expression... I guess it's stressing the metaphor, a conversation is like the ocean and at the bottom is the meaning. That's some deep crap.

It's not news to anybody (being my 4 followers who read this) that Osama Bin Laden is dead. Many people have their views on this. About 99% of the human population are glad, but what about the other 1%? I don't know, just saying. Thanks too Bin laden's death, the jokes are flowing like water from Niagara Falls. Wow, that made sense. So, thanks Bin Laden's death, people have brought many a joke to the forefronts and laughter... fun fact for you I guess.

The meaning of Osama Bin Ladens name is... well, I don't really know. Just off the top of the dome... Osama, if we break that down it's an O, Sam... So we got O, Sam... then we have Bin... like a bin of trash... that makes perfect sense... Lastly, Laden.. this one is a bit tricky... La, obvy, a music note.. and den, a place in your house (or laden could mean laid down but that's stretching it a bit.) So, there you go,+ his name came from a quote from a mother... it must've went like this "O, Sam! Take out the trash while we practice our musical notes i.e. "la's" in the den." There you go.

He probably didn't know Spanish, so he didn't know what me gusta meant. They probably didn't have speedways wherever he was from, probably didn't have many friends... or health benefits, and he will probably go down in history as America's biggest terrorist enemy person... and... he never met me and probably never read my blog. So, re -cap. A terrorist who didn't like anything, never had one of the best tastes in the world, never met the coolest person alive and read his blog, wasn't healthy, no teeth and he had no friends. Well, that sucks.

All in all, kudos America, you finally killed the guy who has caused the USA a HUGE amount of trouble. Only one thing comes to mind when I hear that... USA!USA!USA! Stay sweet everyone.

Sincerely,

Gust

Memory Erased

Hey dudes and dudettes. Welcome to Gusta today... or tonight? Paradox...

Now, whenever I write a blog, I always say... "G-dawg (call myself that from time to time) nobody cares what you have to say and you don't even have much to say about the subject." It's pretty sad... but then, I remember the saying, less is more! After which I think Charmin Ultra but that's beside the point.

Now, we have all seen the movie "Men In Black" right? Well, if you haven't, it's about alien crap. In the movie they have this little gadget thingy, kinda like a camera, but when it takes the picture it erases ur memory! HOLY CRAP! Alright, I know there is no such thing as this gadget, but how would we know? I always think, if I were flashed by one of these things, I would totally still remember... but then, the other day I had an epiphany in every sense of the meaning. What if my mind has already been partially erased and I don't even know!!!! I just blew your freaking mind! Crazy right? I mean I could have like, saved our planet from something... or been a power ranger! That would be awesome... Oh come on, we all know everybody wants to be a power ranger. I used to think what would happen if I got home and there was a morpher on my dresser... wow, that sounded like reaaaaaaalllllllly nerdy but t!(true)

At one time me and all my cousins wanted to be power rangers! Like legit! We all had our colors, at which one point I embarrassingly admit, wanted to be the pink ranger and yellow ranger... dont even start. When I eventually got a brain, I was always the six ranger that came in later in the season. The ranger I most wanted to be (and still kind of do) was the silver ranger... man, he was tight.

Anyway, all in all, if you ever think your mind can't be erased, it could have already happened... just blew your mind... again... with pretty much the same thing... also, power rangers were awesome and will forever be awesome... and if there are ever real power rangers it'll probably be me in the silver suit. =D Stay sweet everyone

Sincerely,

Gust

Mexicanity

Hola. Welcome to Gusta. For all of you who still look sometimes at this blog, and haven't committed suicide because the fact that I haven't posted a post for a while... I'm not sure where I was going with that... It sounded funnier in my head.

Most of you know that I am Mexican, and proud. Through this post, I want to crush any and all Mexican stereo-types. We aren't all short, we can grow more than mustache, and we all can't jump over tremendously high fences... Just most of us. Just cause we are Mexican doesn't mean we automatically like tacos... Then again, who doesn't like tacos? We don't have ridiculously good-looking hair either... Actually, that one is true. I feel like I'm kind of proving myself wrong. Huh, I guess most those stereo-types are true.

Anyway, being Mexican is awesome. Walking around with the pride of being Mexican is a fantastic, indescribable feeling. It's not my Mexicanity that defines me... It's my gustfulness... Which comes from the Spanish phrase "Me Gusta"... Maybe my Mexicanity does define me? Well, there you go. Salsa is awesome... And burritos... And Fiestas... And piñatas.

Even though I'm half Mexican, I am fully proud.

Remember this

"Half of a whole is something more than nothing that is something more than fully half of a whole something... Is nothing... Without something."-Andrew K. Shock

So, being Mexican is awesome. Period. Exclamation Point. Comma. Period.

As always, stay sweet.

Gust it,

Gust

Orville and Alice Heilshorn

Hello, you have officially entered me gusta today. Haven't posted anything for a while because whenever I think of something funny to post, it's usally when I'm not at home and I'll forget. So, a few things you've missed, I've started the second half of my high school career, I have worked and quit a job at a golf course, summer has come and gone but the biggest thing is my grandparents, Orville "The Orv" and Alice "Punkie" Heilshorn, have moved into our house.

Orv and Punkie met about... one thing led to another, and they got married. One thing led to another and they had five kids, roughly about 24 grandchildren, and just about 7 great grandchildren. During all this time they lived on (insert their street address here) Schultz Street, Defiance, OH. Some odd a couple hundred years ago, Orv bought a great 2 level, 3 bedroom, 1000 to 1500 square foot home for 27 cents. Many events transpired here... children being birthed, plays, musical performances, probably about like 450,000 arugments, but as many arguments as there was, there was just as many sports games played. Even though the house was only about 1000 to 1500 square feet, when you were in it it felt like 500 square feet. In fact, rumor has it, one person just about passed out at their first family gathering... That person will remain nameless...... and I'm sure that's the way Amy Marie (maiden name Laukhuf) Heilshorn would want it.

Turns out Orv and Punkie were apart of a secret government organization called the P.E.F.E.B.S. (phresh, efficaiant, functional, economic, beings, super-cool.) Nobody knew about this until their cover was blow by some P.E.F.E.B.S.'s veterans. They were forced to move. They moved to Westerville, OH. In fact in the same house as our family. They now are undercover as just 2 normal old people doing old people things... listening to Rush Limbaugh, watching Fox News, being angry at Obama, giving their grandchildren stuff, ect. Living the life... or not? They, in fact, do live the life, but at what cost? I'll tell you, their lives are nothing compared to their P.E.F.E.B.S days.

All in all, they like it here. Orv asks every day "When are we going home?" as Alice simply replies "We are home, Westerville is our home." As I here that every day, I can only imagine what kind of P.E.F.E.B.S. secret code that is... heck, I wouldn't be surprised if they have some type of Headquarters under our house where they can still check on up to date secret missions. Orv and Punkie Heilshorn, 2 old people... 2 national heroes... 2 LEGENDS.

P.S.

About 75% of this wasn't true

Sincerely,

Gust

Sorry....not

Greetings all you who have enter gusta today. So, let's get right down to business. Your probably wondering why I haven't posted anything in a while. You're saying to yourself "Man, why is the Gust being so lazy? Has his comedic juices finally run out?" I'll answer that with another question....no!......? If you would refer to my other post I'm not gonna force it. I've got a job now people. I can't just be sitting around waiting for a comedic genius idea to come to me. Plus, what loser does that anyway? As Dwight Schrute once said "I am fast. To give you a reference point, I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther." What the crap does that quote have to do with this blog? I have no idea, but it's funny, and that's what we are about here at gusta. (we being me)

So, in conclusion. Don't be hatin on gusta.

"For even though Gust does not blog often, when he does, the hilarity level is a 7 on a scale of 1 to 5."-Abaham Lincoln

Thanks for the backup Abe. See you thursday for poker with Elvis. Go ahead. Throw your empty sparkling grape juice bottles at the screen. (only if you have insurance on the computer. gusta can not be held liable for any broken screens. if you have questions please see my lawyer Bob Lob Law.) Remember, haters gonna keep hatin. Slushies are fantastic... go get one right now. Stay sweet.

Songs Listened To:

Your Beautiful-Phil Wickham

Closer To Love-Matt Kearney

No Air- Boyce Avenue (cover)

Awakening-Switchfoot

Remain-Starfield

Broken Angel-Boyce Avenue

Safe-Phil Wickham

Sincerely,

Your Gust

Jelly Beans

Hey everybody, thanks a million for entering today. Jelly beans, what the crap? There are waaaaaay to many kinds of them and frankly, I think they have taken it too far. Now, I have no clue who created jelly beans but, I'm sure they didn't intend for the flavoring to get this out of hand.

As of late, they have made Starburst beans, warhead beans, sweet tart beans, and not to mention all the ridiculous jelly belly flavors they have been making. Baby wipes? Really?!?!?!?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JKING ME!!! Anyway, it's just getting stupid. Jelly beans aren't even a good candy to begin with. Who's child asks "Mother and/or father? Can I get some jelly beans?" Nay, they ask for Sour patch kids, Skittles, Chewy Sprees...the real stuff!

I will admit that the Warhead beans were off the chizzle fo rizzle, but still. I know this wasn't a very long post, but I feel like I got my feelings out about jelly beans... and that is.....overated.

Thanks for reading stay sweet.

Songs Listened To:

Sounds of Melodies-Leeland

Mo Money, Mo problems-Notorious B.I.G.

Rainbow Veins-Owl City

Hey, Soul Sister-Train

Sincerely,

Your Gust

Slushies

Sup my peeps, welcome to gusta today. Hope everybody is doing well. I wanted to talk today about Speedway slushies and how they have impacted the lives of many.

When Christopher Columbus first rode over on the Mayflower to America do you know why he stayed? Speedway slushies! Now, this is a myth, people are debating this on the underground debate circuit in Chinatown but everybody knows it's true. If you have never had a speedway slushie go jump off a cliff. If you are under the age of 15 then you don't have to jump but, if you are over 15 definitely jump because if you have wasted that much time not drinking speedway slushies, what have you lived for? (this is from a worldly stand point, live for God, not slushies...........or both?)

(searched on google "cliff" the guy jumping off was just icing on the cake)

Speedway slushies are the best refreshment after.....well, anything. Long day at work, lawn work, playing sports, just got out of a messy divorce...drink a speedway slushie! The original flavors are Mountain Dew, Coke-A-Cola, and Fanta cherry. Now, there is always 4 flavors you can choose from, but the 4th flavor is always changing. We first started drinking these cups full of pure Me Gustfulness the 4th was Fanta Blue and it was awesome. About a year and a half ago they took out blue and out in orange cream :\. It was fine but for sure not as good as Fanta Blue. Not too long after they changed orange cream with Fanta Grape, better than Orange but still not as good as Fanta Blue.

As many of you know I'm on a sabbatical in Arizona right now, I get a call from my brah-in-law telling me it happened.....THEY CHANGED BACK TO BLUE! I was like, ok speedway, ok.....So, this is all to say, speedway finally did something right with the 4th. What is gonna be the first thing I do when I get back to Ohio? Go right past my family trying to hug me, get the keys, get my speedy card, and go to speedway. Sorry family. My top 3 right now is God, breathing, Slushies. In conclusion, live for God, drink slushies on the way. Go get a slushie now for your Gustfulness now. Stay sweet everybody.

Songs Listened To:

If My Heart Was A House-Owl City

O Priase Him-David Crowder

How He Loves-David Crowder

Sunny Days-Grits

Kiss Kiss-Chris Brown

Blame It On The Pop-DJ Earworm

Say (all I need)-OneRepublic

Don't Stop Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson

Sincerely,

Your Gust

"Don't Force it Gust!"

Hello everybody. 4 followers baby! That's what I'm talkin bout. Well, it's been 9 days since my last blog post...I've probably sent most of you into a depression, I can pay for your anti-depressants if you want. (metaphorically of course)

The reason I haven't been writing new posts is because nothing has really been that funny to me lately that is blog worthy, you feel me? If I'm gonna keep writing these I don't want to force the funny on you. Sure, I could could write one each day, but it definitely would not be as funny as it could be. When I'm writing this only one quote comes to mind "Don't force it Gust!" I'm paraphrasing of course.

I hope everybody understands where I'm at in all of this, and if not....wow, wow. So, I don't know when I'm gonna write my next post, maybe tomorrow? Maybe next week? Maybe next year? Not likely for the last one, but you never know. Until next time peeps, stay sweet!

Song Listened To:

If My Heart Was a House-Owl City

Some Glee Stuff

Sincerely,

Your Gusta

Apolo, Oh no!

Hey ya'll. Hope everybody had a good weekend. As most of you know, the Olympics are on right now. Apolo Ohno broke the record for most winter Olympic game medals this weekend, but he won won it with a bronze medal instead of a gold medal. He has worked 4 years for these games and he knew he was gonna go for this record.

(thought this would be a funny picture)

So, the last race that he needed a medal to get the record. He started off in between to countries (3rd) He passes someone, but then on one of the last turns he gets bumped loses all of his speed and the Korean pair takes the lead. 4 years of training for Apolo and he loses the gold on a bump. Simply, that sucks....the un-gust if you will. You could see the disappointment on his face after the race in the interview, knowing that he had the race in the bag up until the bump.

In another sporting event this weekend, I was watching a college basketball game Vanderbelt (19) vs Kentucky (2). It came down to Vanderbelt's last chance to tie the game, perfect pass down the court to their big man, he puts up the shot and in my mind im thinking to myself "He made it! It's going to overtime!" Unfortunately, that was not the case and 2 Kentucky gets the W. The sad thing is he will remember that moment for the rest of his life, the moment where he could have sent the game into overtime for his team, possibly pull-off the upset, a moment any athlete dreams of his whole life. Granted, it was just to tie, but still.

2 sporting events, 2 chances, 2 atheletes that royally blew it, 2 un-gustful moments. So, what's the moral of this story? No clue, I thought it was cool to see though right? For Ohno he has to wait 4 years! Until he gets that chance again...nothing else to say about that, but its a long time. Next time you are in a situation like these 2 men were in don't choke, for my sake...even though I will laugh if you do. Until, next time. Stay sweet!

Songs Listened To:

Follow You-Leeland and Brandon heath

Safe in Your arms-Abandon

Blame it On The Pop-DJ Earworm

Facedrop-Sean Kingston

Don't Stop Believin-Glee cast version

Swimming in Miami-Owl city

Free Fallin-John Mayer

Hungry Like The Wolf-Journey

Fireflies-Karaoke mix

Sincerely,

Your Gust

No Air

Hola everybody. I hope I'm catching everybody in a chipper mood today and if not, get a life. This is my third post and people say third times a charm. Doubt it.

I'm sure most of you have heard the song "No Air" by Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown. Good song, good beat, ok lyrics but the thing that people don't see that this song may have brought up one of the most ground breaking questions ever. "How am I supposed to breath with no air?" Can you answer that question? I think not. They thought this song would be a smash hit in the music world and it was, but they didn't know it would be a hit in the science world also.

Scientist have spent hours trying to figure this question out. They usually just skirt the issue and talk about "global warming" or something that doesn't matter like that. The truth is they just don't know how to answer the question. So, I give props to Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown for stumping scientists. Some will give up on this question and some will go for the next 10 years to find out what I already know. So what is the answer? We don know how to breath with no air because you can't

I hope this post helped in your music listening experience. Every time you hear this song now you will think of me and this blog. I hope I ruined it for you...naaaaaa I don't. So, may you live knowing that you can't breath with no air. Until next time gang...

Songs Listened To:

Nothin On you-B.o.B

Free fallin-John Mayer

Hungry Like The Wolf-Duran Duran

The Stand-Kristian Stanfill

Sunny Days-Grits

Sincerely,

Your Gustness

Lost

Hey peeps...you have officially entered gusta today. Yesterday was Tuesday, does anybody else thing they should make a Onesday, a Threesday, and a Foursday? I should patent that. I think on my first blog post I got about 5 viewers! But like the alphabet, it's not about the numbers. Even though I only got 5 viewers, I'd rather touch the hearts of 5 people then not touch the hearts of 50,000,000...haha never mind, I would probably like it better the other way around.

If you have ever seen Lost you probably are confused...even if you haven't watched it you are confused. Lost is about an airplane that crashes on an island and the island is magical or mystical or...well, just...not...straight? Now, I have a business deal for you, if you right will invest in my new spin-off show "Found" you will not be sorry. It's gonna be bigger the something that is really big, bigger than (insert big thing here.) You can invest for a miniscule 10,000 dollars...the payout is gonna 100 fold!

I didn't mean for this blog to have a hidden agenda, but hey, if life gives you apples, make appleade, am I right? Think about it, you will not be sorry. I'll most likely right another blog tonight after more EXCITING things happen...or not? Thanks for reading, catch you on the other side of Gust

Songs Listened to:

Facedrop-Sean Kingston

Follow You-Leeland and Brandon Heath

Count Me In-Leeland

On The Wing-Owl City

Hello Seattle-Owl City

Meteor Shower-Owl City

Center-Charlie Hall

Sincerely,

Your Gustfulness

Me Gusta

Hello all, thank-you for entering gusta today. I figured I'd get my feet wet (metaphorically of course) in this whole blogging thing and tell you whats goin down. I intitled this post "Me Gusta" because I wanted the first title not to only inspire you, but to let you know what I'm about, which awesomeness. Before I get to the minor stuff I want to let you know that God is the main thing in my life, nothing comes before Him. I'm Andrew Shock, I'm 16, I live in Westerville, Ohio, I'm a sophmore, and I'm homeschooled. Those are the bascics about yours truly, but there is a lot more then that.....I'm a complex person.......not really.

Now, I want to make fun of blogspot.com for being idiots........they let me get a blog (snickers.) You're probably wondering what "me gusta" means. Technically, it means "I like" in Spanish, but the real meaning is anything that is awesome. I'm gonna try to take this blogging thing slow, maybe like 20 posts a day at first? I want to quote a comedic hero of mine "I'm always one step ahead, like a carpenter........that makes stairs."-Andy Bernard-I want to do the opposite of this, I want to be a step BEHIND, shocking right?

George Washington once said "Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness." I don't know what you got out of this quote, but I heard "There will someday be a man, 16, dashing, homeschooled, who will create the best blog ever." His words, not mine.

I'm currently in Chandler, Arizona visiting family. It's been pretty awesome so far. Yesterday, we went up to Flagstaff, for a snow day. I came here to get away from the snow, but it was fun. I don have anything else to say about that matter

I enjoy making people laugh, if you didn't laugh during this post, you may never read my blog again. So, here we go. Welcome to my mind world, there's no going back, please keep your arms and legs in the computer at all times.

Sincerely,

Your Gustafulness